Student, 22, reveals he was sent a bizarre 'exit survey' by his lover
A student has revealed how he was sent a bizarre ‘exit survey’ by his lover following a night of passion.
Niall Moran, from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving the questionnaire during their brief relationship, which lasted for a month.
The University of Bath student took to social media yesterday to share the post-coital survey asking him to ‘rate his experience’.
The 22-year-old uploaded screenshots from the quiz, which demanded a mixture of ratings and written responses.
Niall Moran (pictured), from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving the questionnaire following the tryst
The 22-year-old posted screenshots from the quiz (pictured) which demanded a mixture of ratings and written responses
The survey starts with: ‘Thanks for the s***, now rate the experience. Thank you.’
The first question asks about attractiveness : ‘How attractive did you find Lily?’
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One is rated as ‘Ew what was I thinking?’ while ten is equal to ‘Wow wow wow.’
Subsequent questions include: ‘What is Lily’s best feature (it’s okay to objectify me here by the way)’ and ‘How would you rate the sex?’
The post-coital survey, which asked Niall to ‘rate his experience’, asked questions that included: ‘What is Lily’s best feature (it’s okay to objectify me here by the way)’ and ‘How would you rate the sex?’
The girl replied to Niall’s tweet with a photo of a bouquet of flowers, thought to be from Niall, and said: ‘He do be simping tho.’
The final question asks: ‘By the way what’s your name (don’t leave if you don’t want to)’.
Niall shared the images on Twitter, joking: ‘Can’t believe I slept with a psychopath.’
However, the girl then replied with a photo of a bouquet of flowers, thought to be from Niall, and said: ‘He do be simping tho.’
Niall has since told FEMAIL that he and the woman had dated for a month and confirmed that he had sent her the flowers as a Christmas present during their ‘short relationship’.
Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been liked more than 30,000 times and left social media users in stitches
Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been liked more than 30,000 times and left social media users in stitches.
One user tweeted: ‘Novices uses google docs surveys. Pros use Tripadvisor!’
A second added: ‘I just wanna know what answers you gave.’
And a third simply commented: ‘And that’s enough internet for today.’